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Questions of Great Importance: Is Anyone Naming Their Daughter Jennifer Anymore?

By: Cotton Honeycutt Growing up, how many girls did you know named Jen?  How many Stephanies were there?  Kimberly? Suzy? Amanda, Nicole, Brittany, Rachel, Heather, Jessica, Melissa.  How about Tiffany?  My God, could anyone even pretend to accurately guess how many Michelles were around? I don’t have kids right now.  But I do have family, friends, and of … Continue reading

How Nick Foles Can Save Andy Reid’s Job

By: Cotton Honeycutt I don’t know if Nick Foles is the next Donovan McNabb, Kevin Kolb, Koy Detmer, Bobby Hoying, Matt Flynn, Matt Cassel, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Jason Campbell or Heath Schuler.  Point is, I don’t pretend to know what Nick Foles will eventually become.  But what I know is that right now Nick Foles is Andy … Continue reading

November 14, 2017 – Avril Lavigne To World: “I Didn’t Break Up Nickelback!”

By:  Future Cotton Honeycutt We all saw this coming from day one.  No matter how hard we try to prevent it, history always repeats itself.  First, it was Yoko Ono and The Beatles.  Next, it was Courtney Love and Nirvana.  So when the announcement was made five years ago that Chad Kroeger was engaged to … Continue reading

Fantasy Football: Mock Drafting Round One

By: 89 Octane and Cotton Honeycutt Welcome to the Beltless Trenchcoat’s mock first round of the 2012 fantasy football draft.  89 Octane will be picking first as a result of nothing other than his bold proclamation that he would be doing so.  1st pick – Arian Foster – RB Houston Texans If I’m picking first, I’m not … Continue reading

Questions of Great Importance: Are Nuns A Thing Of The Past?

By: Cotton Honeycutt My mom recently told me that something like ten semi-recent graduates of my high school have decided to enter the priesthood.  That in itself seems shockingly high for today’s times.  However, my high school was also run and taught by priests of the Jesuit order, who tend to make it easy to … Continue reading

Thoughts Before Bed: The Pros and Possible Cons Of Acquiring Andrew Bynum

By: Cotton Honeycutt: Here’s my goal – write this column before I absolutely have to go to sleep.  I have been wanting to get this column written since the Howard/Bynum/Igoudala trade went down.  I’m getting this done tonight.  No exceptions. I won’t be able to sleep if I don’t write this.  Typos be damned, this … Continue reading

A Conversation About The 2012 Fantasy Football Running Backs, HBO’s “Hung” And A Few Other Random Topics

By: Cotton Honeycutt and 89 Octane  Cotton Honeycutt:   I admit, I haven’t given much thought to my 2012 fantasy football strategy just yet.  I haven’t bought a magazine, I haven’t done much research.  I’m not quite at “slacker” status, but I can easily see myself in the exact same position two weeks from now.  So … Continue reading

Hard Knocks: Initial Thoughts of Training Camp with the Miami Dolphins

By: Cotton Honeycutt So here we are, the unofficial start of the NFL season, another season of Hard Knocks about to start up.  This year we get a glimpse into training camp with the Miami Dolphins.  After last year’s NY Jets’ disappointing season, there is concern that some teams may be relunctant to accept an … Continue reading

Questions of Great Importance: Will Women Of Our Generation Eventually Turn To The “Mom-do”

  Think of the women you know who are in their mid-twenties to mid-thirties.  Almost all of them have hair that is at least shoulder-length, right?  Now look at your mom and all the moms of your friends.  Take a look at your grandmas.  Almost all of them have some variation of short hair, right? … Continue reading

Analysis of the Phillies Deadline Day Trades

Written by: 89 Octane The Phillies have traded Shane Victorino and Hunter Pence which signals that the team is officially conceding the 2012 season.  To go from first to worst with the amount of talent this team has is a monster disappointment.  In this post, I will review the trades and give an analysis on … Continue reading

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